Top 10 Unbelievable Owner Quips – Part 4 of 4

by admin on November 19, 2009

in Board of Directors, Maintenance, Management, Operations

A few weeks ago we started this post about “Unbelievable Owner Quips” that we have heard over the years and this is the final article or Part 4 of 4 of that series. Some are funny, some are sad, but overall, they do help to define what we all call living in a Community Association.

1. Read the documents? Have you seen them? They are real thick!
2. The documents says no pets. Can I have bird?
3. I know the documents said no trucks but it is a small one (pretty one).
4. No, I won’t put it in writing. Just write the letter/or just do it!
5. I don’t know for sure, but I just know it must be them.
6. That isn’t mildew, it’s a shadow on the house.
7. If you saw that, you must have been trespassing.
8. Well I mailed it, you must have lost it!
9. Why should I give you my proxy? I never go to meetings.
10. I hid that dirt behind the decorative pot to prove they aren’t cleaning!

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